Taste My Hypocrisy

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! NO ! IT'S...

2010-06-22T07:50:00.000-07:00

ʚJUŁIANOʚ says:
CAt hero
NANA NANA NANA meow

-Julian Chin Bo Yan

Specialist

2010-06-15T09:42:00.001-07:00

Wow, are you some kind of facialist?

-Isaac Check

1 of A Kind

2010-03-14T11:13:00.000-07:00

Wei Meng ;
No, i'm saying that as one of the men .
*censored*'s sister, meh ? I can go to hong kong and find 10 of these out of 12 girls

Zoé :
ouchh D:

Wei Meng :
No offence . She might have inner beauty , but outside? it's just all powder'ed products and branded stuff . Becuase she has enough money to buy enough make up? And maybe a push up bra with sexy panties

-Chua Wei Meng

Sausages and Fishballs

2010-02-26T09:19:00.000-08:00

It's very sensitive . Like , an internal organ , but outside .

-Darren Kok

When I Grow Up

2010-02-22T09:05:00.000-08:00

Eh , do I look like a music composer ?

-Shaun Chang

To Be Or Not To Be

2010-02-11T04:05:00.000-08:00

Jenna : I've already uploaded all the photos .
Zoe : From when ?
Jenna : There , the day you looked like something out of a Pride and Prejudice book .

-Chua Jen Na

Racism ?

2010-02-09T20:58:00.000-08:00

You know who got highest in the world for Addmath? A Bangladeshi . You think you can't do better than a Bangladeshi ?!

-Mr. Tan

The Next iPod

2010-01-29T06:35:00.000-08:00

Soo, if Apple releases a new compact mp3 player, it'll be called iTampon?

-Sophira Chong Yu Fun

For Beauty's Sake

2010-01-29T06:34:00.001-08:00

My mum plucked my eyebrows once, i thought my life was over.

-Graham Chin

Please ?

2010-01-12T03:25:00.000-08:00

Can I prevail , please ?

-Kuek Li Eon

Big and Small

2010-01-09T08:02:00.000-08:00

Wei Meng : I never wore underwear last time , cause everytime I zipped up , it clipped my thing and it hurt
Zoe : Huh ?! How to clip ?!
Wei Meng : IT'S VERY BIG , CANNOT CONTROL LAH !
Joshua : You think it's very big because your eyes very small mahhh .

-Joshua Jireh Len

I Am ?

2009-12-13T08:45:00.001-08:00

heehee :D

A Meaningful Existance

2009-12-12T08:02:00.001-08:00

You think my life is all about eating chocolate ah ?! Well , I have better things to do with my life .. Like , eat , sleep... eat... watch tv , smell my feet , go on the computer , and pick my toenails .

-Euan Ng

Almost Famous

2009-12-06T06:34:00.000-08:00

I know. Im not gonna be a teen anymore. And i'm gonna be older than every other celebrity. Not that i'm a celebrity, but then it'll feel like they're like 18 and famous and i'm 20 and... in medical school.

-Terence Lee

Boxers ?

2009-12-02T11:23:00.000-08:00

Khiing says:
I'm gonna create panties with Megan Fox's face on the inside

[eveʀʟasτ] zоé says:
boys don't wear panties , Khiing

-Chung Khiing

Age Is A Sensitive Subject

2009-11-28T05:02:00.001-08:00

Mum: Brr ! I'm Old !
Euan: yes ! You are Old .
Mum: I SAID I'M COLD ! I'M COLD ! I'M NOT OLD ! *glares*

-Mum

Pimple Problem

2009-11-25T08:42:00.000-08:00

pimple 1 says:" omg , charlie ... im burning !!!"
pimple 2 says:" be strong ! we can make it through this together !"
pimple 1 says: " Im sorry i called u a puss filled ball "
pimple 2 : * sobss *

-Rose Sharon

That Time Of The Month

2009-11-25T07:28:00.001-08:00

Hmmm..
Period coming
And ur ovaries are sucking ur life force

-Rose Sharon

That Time Of The Month

2009-11-25T07:28:00.000-08:00

Hmmm..
Period coming
And ur ovaries are sucking ur life force

-Rose Sharon

Define Purdy

2009-11-19T09:03:00.000-08:00

[eveʀʟasτ] zoé says:
LOL
but she's so purdy ):

jÖä|\|ñê says:
hahahaha
omg guess wat
i tried googling wat purdy means

eunice says:
hahahaha

jÖä|\|ñê says:
n it gave me some weird def

eunice says:
i also dunno what it means

-Joanne Chen She Hui

Weaknesses

2009-11-17T04:17:00.000-08:00

[eveʀʟasτ] zoé says:
your like , weakness is lala poses

Li Eon says:
and gay men >_>
LOL
ok, that came out wrong

-Kuek Li Eon

You're Welcome

2009-11-16T20:17:00.000-08:00

Thank you... Alot... Very much...

-Jenna Chua

Teenagers

2009-11-16T20:15:00.000-08:00

You are Churious .

-Chester Lim

Davis

2009-11-16T20:09:00.000-08:00

тravis. says:
nah
you're tall
like me
i mean
you're as tall as me
im short

[eveʀʟasτ] zoé says:
yeah , i tell myself that to make myself feel better
i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones

тravis. says:
and skinny

[eveʀʟasτ] zoé says:
i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones i have big bones

тravis. says:
LOL

[eveʀʟasτ] zoé says:
and i'm tall and fat
._.

тravis. says:
chubby-spankable
good for davis

[eveʀʟasτ] zoé says:
WHO ? O_O
is he hot ? :D

тravis. says:
davis
wait
what's you guy's name again?

[eveʀʟasτ] zoé says:
Li Eon -.-

-Travis Tan

Define Rich

2009-11-10T03:11:00.001-08:00

Just because she's a millionaire ,
Doesn't mean she's got a lot of money .

-Dominique Braun

Truancy

2009-11-02T05:53:00.000-08:00

The longest word I know how to spell.. is zebra .

-Graham Chin Yang Yang

Broken Glass

2009-10-30T09:21:00.000-07:00

sometimes relationships become like broken glass ..
if u try to pick up the broken pieces .. u'll end up hurting urself more

-Daryl Teoh

Family Tree

2009-10-22T09:52:00.000-07:00

The father of your cousin is your Grand cousin No?

-Uncle Philippe

Loose

2009-10-22T09:51:00.000-07:00

There's a Herpe on my dick !

-Random YouTube Guy

Stronger

2009-10-12T02:33:00.000-07:00

If your fat , don't worry , it will make you stronger

-Shane Dawson

The process of fermentation

2009-10-10T11:49:00.000-07:00

if you keep wine for that long , doesn't it become cheese ?

-Keith Khoo

2009-09-25T08:37:00.000-07:00

(On looking like my brother , Zachary)

I just realised.
You two don't look alike at allllllllll
You're super gorgeous.

-Denise Chan

Multitasking

2009-09-15T09:11:00.000-07:00

I wanna talk to you in my sleep too
Then i can sleep and talk at the same time
-Kuek Li Eon

WTJ

2009-09-14T23:21:00.000-07:00

WTJ
THAT'S NOT WHAT THE JESUS OK
TYPO

-Vonn Chow

A Beautiful Number

2009-09-14T23:18:00.000-07:00

[eveʀʟasτ] duchess zoé says:
my usual like .. weight is 54 lah
[eveʀʟasτ] vonn says:
ooh
beautiful number
ahahahha
wth
..
-_-

Megan Fox

2009-09-07T06:59:00.000-07:00

You're like chinese version of megan foxx!
-Nick JT

How To Pick Up Chicks

2009-09-02T06:58:00.000-07:00

When you approach the girl , make sure you don't go and say "hai bubbiez" , you must touch them and be like , "hai bubbiez , you are very nice bubbiez ."
-Rose Sharon

Too Hot

2009-08-30T06:33:00.000-07:00

When I looked into the mirror , I almost raped myself .
-Chua Wei Meng

According to Facebook

2009-08-30T06:32:00.000-07:00

sry
im a passionate lover
not a slut
=/
or at least thats what my personality test tells me
-Shaun Liew Zhen Quan

Taste My Hypocrisy

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! NO ! IT'S...

Specialist

1 of A Kind

Sausages and Fishballs

When I Grow Up

To Be Or Not To Be

Racism ?

The Next iPod

For Beauty's Sake

Please ?

Big and Small

I Am ?

A Meaningful Existance

Almost Famous

Boxers ?

Age Is A Sensitive Subject

Pimple Problem

That Time Of The Month

That Time Of The Month

Define Purdy

Weaknesses

You're Welcome

Teenagers

Davis

Define Rich

Truancy

Broken Glass

Family Tree

Loose

Stronger

The process of fermentation

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